To avoid egg-related illness from holiday foods:

* Do not eat unbaked cookie dough- dam i know but try to resist! bake! and no mircowaving does not work (yes.,..i tried and now still find myself finding bit of random dough here and there)- patience...
* Cook baked egg-containing dishes to160 degrees F. umm yeah get the tempmo out?!?
* Make recipes that call for raw or undercooked eggs, like eggnog, with eggs that have been treated to destroy Salmonella or with pasteurized egg products- the good ole Lion stamp!

 

there ya go, happy Christmas, dont get salmonella or that new strain of MRSA ...and enjoy eggnog with little moderation.

Come on,,,

 

then again,,,,build your own lego waffle house!

1) tv ad's for those interactive dvd games, everyone has one out! U know u're going to play it once on christmas day, cos their aint jack on tele (point 2), but thats no excuse for a little britain interactive dvd quiz show! Just watch little britain its much more entertaining. or if u must buy a dvd which is actuly based on a board game (like that trival pursuit one)

2) Nothing on tele, i'm going to a place where theres no internet access, sky, or even freeview (grans house). Thus will be subjected to BBC1 endless "christmas specials" (i.e. my fam, eastenders...) films look rubbish, all old.

3)TV personalities telling me..... how to cook (Nigella and Heston et al), how to dress (those two gay men on channel 5 and those women in what not too wear et al..), how to decorate (again those house/style home decorating ppl on channel 4/5 et al), how to eat to not put on holiday pounds (those Diet Doc and that ghost Gill McKeith et al), how to tidy up (those two old house wifes or whatever women on channel 4)

4) Sports personality of the year 2006 farce...fixed....anyone related to the queen is going to win, its the BBC. She was born to ride those horses apparently...well i would be too if i have my own private stables...

5)TV Voting....call this number to vote for your fav/too eliminate/too waste money/too actualy use a phone cos no one does anymore apparently.....choose the x-factor, strict dancing....choose which endangered animal to give 500K to...vote for Britain fav regional chef....vote vote...if only politcal voting had as much power and impact...

 

Happy Christmas...

 

dont get me started on New year....Jolls Holland..........Hootanananananny scotish thing....

 

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6) The new 'Eco-green' movement...dont expand airports, tax everything that uses a fossil fuel, dont use plastic bags...all started cos of David Cam'morron' now adopted by wanba be but never will Brown PM/mp. NOthing matters with China/India and still USA pumping out all that 'damaging' stuff so stop it. Its all an excuse so people dont have to spend money at Christmas buying me a Xbox360, and instead i'l get some 'home made' eco friendly, made out of old bits of crap present. Thanks. Heres a sock i made from wheat barley and carrot ends.

 

ooo and

7) Speed/express monopoly, whilst looking thru the Argos Bible, i came across express monopoly...now come on..if you aint got the time to sit down for an hour or so with family and friends to buy Mayfair and Park Lane and put as many hotels and hope some suckers lands on it, then dont even bother playing in the first place! Express! pah...

 

8) People wanting advice on

Christmas indulgence---its Christmas- live it up! or just dont buy the mince pies.