It the time when everyone buys a drop top car.

Yet people dont know the rules of driving them

 

Rule 1 - Never leave the roof down if parked for longer than 5mins. You are leaving yourself exposed to bird bombs. When u get back in your leather seats will burn you arse and back. Jealous people will see your car as a wheelie bin.

 

Rule 2- Driving with the roof down on the motorway. Drop tops are made for one thing, posing in, driving slowly around town, not for doing 80 on the m1. That wind defector you brought as an option does nothing really, when u are being overtaken or overtaking huge trucks.

 

Rule 3- Please invest in a nice interior, there aint nothing worse than buying a nice new converti when u couldnt afford the optional leather and carbon fibre trim.

 

Os's top three convertibles that you should buy if you abide by the three rules-

1- Bentley Azure, (please dont pimp it up like 50 cent, you aint playing Need for speed nor midnight club on your ps2.

 

2- Porsche 997 turbo- Buy in white, its the new silver, looks kick ass on the turbo and u get that nice exhaust note to listen too with the roof down.

 

3- Mercedes SLK55 AMG- nice hard top, better than big bro SL. Go for a Designo interior, switch those alloys to 5 blade 3 spoke option.

 

Os's bottom three convertibles, you should only "buy" if u are stupid. R u?

 

1- Peugoet 206 CC- stupid, french, dont work

 

2- Any Audi, TT/A4- to girly for starters, and Audi's are about as exclusive as a  tan (fake) in winter.

 

3- Ferrari 355/360/430 spider, u will look stupid when u see yourself in a shop window reflection. People will hate you, never let you out. Do yourself a favour, buy the hard top and save that cash for a few track days.

1- I finally got a video ipod, having been using a shuffle. Still use shuffle for joggin/gym, but i need more..Video ipod is great, however i would have got a creative Vision thing, cheaper, more robbust etc. But itunes is so great to use, and i use a Mac so i need both Mac and Windows compat. thus the ipod.

why is it annoyin--too trendy for starters.

--it breaks down and get damaged o so easily

--it comes with nothing...no charger, case, nothing, except those rubbish white headphones.

--it comes with nothing to force you to buy the world of accesories..i need a case, a dock, a charger...and these arent cheap, £40 for a charger! Stupid apple marketeers.

--u buy one now, a minute later it will either be cheaper, smaller, larger memory or come in blue...or pink...or green...

 

2- people replacing the word "get" with "source". As in.. "i need to source some more pork chops/kit kats/cheese etc"

1- Wayne Rooneys foot, is he the only England player?

 

2- Rooney, Wayne, stupid name that is.

 

3-wildlife park outside, so theres a mini forest behind ones garden, no problem,the odd sqirwel and robbin,  but now theres all sorts of thing living in there, birds wake me up at 5am, foxes are giving me diseases, ducks sit behind your car so u run them over, flies, spiders, owls, badgers, man theres probably a puma in there [not my old trainers]. Whats going on with the eco-system?

 

4- Getting into an elavator, doors just closing then..soom smuck with a ton of shopping/cases/babies stops the doors, and gets in.. Could u just wait a bit alonger.. so we all end up squashed in a moving cupboard, then of course i have to get off first so i either have to climb over shopping/cases/babies and person, or wait until they gather there shopping/cases/babies and allow me out. Take stairs whenever possible is the lesson here.